lifeisjustbe:

I’m dying

clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

miles luna, part-time model

huntressgoodwitch:

or maybe if tukson bought out from dust til dawn’s books he would’ve had everything mercury and emerald asked for, thus forcing the two of them to leave when they failed to create a sinister analogy to set the mood

also if you’ve never seen the back at it again at krispy kreme vine you’ve never lived

the-meta:

kaisergeiser:

skiretehfox:

xlthuathopec:

rwbyaddicted:

OH GOD THEY MADE IT

jesus fucking chRI S T

I doN”t know if I want it or not but I want it

The prettiest princess in the kingdom.

#Sorry Arryn#Don’t sic Watson on me
She should totally sic Watson on you it would be the most adorable death you could possibly get.

officialbluearmy:

rooster-tumble:

Rooster Teeth: Word Search

The first company name that you see is the one you want to work at most.

Well… Is it?

I never knew I wanted to work at TTTTTTTTTTTT until now…

achievement-hunter:

This is actually brilliant

nosdrinker:

praise jesus christ in heaven

What!?

How would you know that?! 

Why would I need a fork?!

such a strange knight

for m-azing cuz, she is great and hilarious

roysyesterdayjam:

I did something this week. It may or may not have been influenced by my love of a certain company with an affinity for anthropomorphized rodents, water fowl and canines. It may or not have also been influenced by my dream of one day being one of their prince and/or princesses.

You can’t prove anything.

Also, the shirt is available now at the RT Store.

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.